#1 – Original Citrus
Mmm. Lemon, bergamot, and lemongrass. This Poo Pourri classic replaces your fresh stank with fresh citrus. Do your friends and family a solid before you drop a solid by spraying this poop smell spray before you get started. This scent is so clean smelling, they’ll think you scrubbed the tub. If it’s a sweatpants kind of day and you have guests coming over, prepare the bathroom by just spraying the Original Citrus poop spray in the can and letting it wait do its business for when you have to do yours. When you walk into a poop spray bathroom, you know you’ve walked into a haven of essential oils and reading materials. In fact, instead of choking yourself out of the bathroom and feebly trying to cover the scent with air spray, just use this in-the-bowl spray before you go and you’ll buy yourself all the time in the world to finish that magazine. Toilet poop spray is like a ticket to a private vacation. No kids, no spouse, no one but you. What’s not to love? Ah, yeah.
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#2 – Ship Happens
We’ve all seen the poo pourri spray commercial. Poo Pourri spray is one of the best poo spray products out there. And new to the Poo Pourri lineup is the scent, Ship Happens. We all know that Ship Happens. When it does, you want this spray to help you clear the air. This blend of coconut, freesia, and citrus will transport you to a tropical beach. And anything that can turn the office bathroom into a tropical paradise is better than what Peggy turns it into. Seriously, what does she eat? It’s not organic, whatever it is. Poo Pourri Spray Amazon ratings are high. And that is for a reason. Nothing can make you take a deep whiff after taking a crap and make you think, “Ah, delicious. I think I’m ready for a Pina Colada.” Nothing that is, except Ship Happens poop spray. And if you love your fur babies, spray their bums with it. They’ll sniff each other and chase their tails with gusto. Nothing is better than that clean coconut smell on a dog’s anus. Nothing.
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#3 – Tropical Hibiscus
Hibiscus. One of the most beautiful aromas on the planet. Poop. Crap. The big deuce. One of the least beautiful aromas on the planet. And now, for your smelling pleasure, Poo Pourri has put the two together. Actually, if properly applied, you’ll only smell the hibiscus, apricot, and citrus in the Tropical Hibiscus spray. You drop a deuce every single day. And while many may love to sniff their own odor, you don’t. Why would you? It’s a disgusting habit that took years to break. Right? Don’t let your moist-and-gassies tempt you into wafting. Use a wonderful poop-be-gone spray like this. After all, it takes a lot of effort to get back on that wagon. And the tart, aromatic scent of hibiscus, apricot, and citrus beat the poop out of any sewage from last night’s bean casserole. Some smells are worth smelling. Some are gag-worthy. The nasty Klondike is not worth the risk. Apply poop spray before you go and after you flush to avoid exposure to poop molecules, which float in the air around you.
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#4 – Juniper Woods
Perhaps the best scent for a cottage or lakeside cabin, the Juniper Woods scent by poo pourri is a spicy blend of Juniper, Eucalyptus, and Citrus essential oils. It is specifically designed to cover the musk of a full-on lumberjack or construction worker. As one of the most powerful poo sprays on the market, this is the perfect choice for the man in your life. Not only will he love it, he may even brag about how good his crap smells. Be warned, however. Because it smells so nice, he will probably call you into the bathroom to admire his handiwork. For the love of god, don’t go! Nothing will save your eyes from the searing image of a ten pound floater filling the porcelain bowl. Even if he insists, don’t fall for his ruse. With Juniper Woods, you can let it all hang out without worrying about gagging the rest of the house. And if you spray after you flush, you’ll keep the bathroom fresh for the next guy. So pay it forward, be a pal. Do a solid.
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#5 – Trap-A-Crap
Uh-oh. Jim insists on eating nothing but beans from a can he heated over the fire. That’s what you get for suggesting a hunting trip with the guys. Luckily, Trap-a-crap, a warming blend of Cedar and Citrus, is the perfect option for any cabin or hunting lodge bathroom. Anytime a group of guys get together to swap stories of the one that got away is going to be filled with men trying to outdo each other in every possible way. It is also precisely the time when they will be looking for any reason to make fun of each other. Keep the fun clean and your self-esteem high by spraying Trap-A-Crap toilet poo spray before you go. As an added bonus, you can be the one to poke fun at all the guys. Give ‘em what for! This poo spray recipe is earthy and light. It doesn’t smell like crap, which is exactly what poo pourri is going for. So you should get it and use it. And throw those cans of beans in the lake. Jim’s had enough.
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#6 – Lavender Vanilla
A classic scent, Lavendar Vanilla beats the competition your fudge logs give it. The soothing scent of lavender and the cool scent of vanilla balance perfectly to give you a relaxing crap. It’s okay. Let it all out with a big sigh and breathe in the fragrance of pure aromatic bliss. A favorite with soccer moms and those who love the scent of Lavender. Poo Pourri Lavender Vanilla is one of the most sought after poo sprays on the market, right up there with Deja Poo, another great spray. Who doesn’t love the smell of vanilla? It harkens us back to a long ago childhood place of baking sugar cookies. And now you can enjoy that nostalgia every time you take a crap. Just close your eyes, let it loose, take a deep breath, and… lavender vanilla heaven. Where once there was the smell of yesterday’s Chimichanga, now there is the wonderful scent of lavender vanilla. When the next person walks into the bathroom, they will love the smell you left for them.
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#7 – Party Pooper
You’re at a party at your friend’s. You know, the one who has the perfect husband, the perfect car, the perfect house, and the perfect children. You’ve been friends for a long time, but you never feel like you can measure up to her. It’s like she glides through life while you are left doggy paddling in the pool of insanity. After the perfect dinner and the perfect conversation, you realize that you have to let out a turd the size of Texas. What’s worse, when you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, your perfect friend announces that she needs to go, as well. You politely tell her that she can go before you, but being a perfect hostess she wouldn’t hear of it. So you go to the bathroom. You pull out your Party Pooper spray and spray the bowl. The scent of Tangerine, Lily, and Mandarin fills the bathroom. When you walk out that door, you can hold your head up high, knowing that as perfect as your friend is, she doesn’t have poo spray. And you know what that means? It means she has to smell her own load of crap every day.
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#8 – Déjà Poo
Remember that time when Uncle Henry farted 119 times in one hour? The whole family was counting! It’s a miracle none of them passed out from the smell, but none of them did. Maybe that is the lingering legacy that Uncle Henry wants to leave behind when he passes gas. But you? You do not want to be entered into the record book as a world champion gas bag. No. You want to be a boy scout and leave no trace. Deja Poo Poo Pourri will help you make that happen. Deja poo the most popular poo spray out there and there is a reason for that. It’s special blend of white flowers and citrus essential oils give it an almost addictive scent. You’ll be love spraying your toilet with this spray. When you open that bathroom door and stride out, it will be with head held high. No one will ever suspect you of pooping in their bathroom. In fact, everywhere you go you’ll leave Deja Poo behind you.
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#9 – No. 2
Ah. The dreaded number two. Why can’t life run smoothly so that we only have to crap on our own toilets in the comfort of our homes? When keeping up appearances is important, having to punctuate the echoing bathroom with the trumpet blasts of your butt is a real downer. But when the bathroom fills with the acrid smell of what your body did to that leftover tuna casserole, your office reputation is on the line. Luckily for you, there is a toilet spray that can deliver you from the shame of pooping. Poo pourri’s No. 2 poop spray. It will make your crap smell like peaches and mixed fruit. That’s right, it’ll smell like leprechauns pooped rainbows all over the office bathroom. And if anyone comments on the wonderful smell of the bathroom, you can chuckle and pretend
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#10 – Poo La La
Poo La La is an invigorating blend of peony, rose, and citrus. This infusion will have you sighing in relief instead of gagging in response to your considerable talent in letting the dirty fly. As you drop the kids of at the pool, see a man about a horse, take the Browns to the Superbowl, or even give birth to a politician, you’ll know that that brown banana isn’t going to leave a smell. The person in the stall beside you will never know. Yes, your feculence is safe. So let that beast out. Leave a stain on that shiny white porcelain. Mark your territory. But know that your cha-cha-cha will not linger after you let it out.
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#11 – Call of the Wild
The call of the wild smells like fresh air, musky leaves trampled underfoot, fresh flowing streams, sudden thunderstorms and petrichor, campfires, newly gathered blackberries, and sharp, sour grapefruit that you split with your bare hands for a delicious breakfast after a night under the stars. The call of nature smells somewhat worse.
We all know that a bear poops in the woods, but when was the last time you walked through the woods and smelled bear poop? It’s mysterious, isn’t it, how wild animal poop doesn’t make the whole forest reek? Human poop sure does. This may or may not be an indication that our diet is terrible. But regardless of whether we would be healthier if we left society behind and heeded the real call of the wild, the fact is that indoor plumbing is nice to have.
With Call of the Wild poop spray, your civilized, indoor bathroom can smell just as fresh and natural as the great out of doors. And “natural” isn’t a euphemism here – you can hide every bit of evidence of your non-hunter gatherer diet with just a few sprays of poo spray in the toilet. When you need to offload last night’s fast food, make sure to give a spritz of the tangy, fresh, citrusy scent of wild red ruby grapefruit. You may not poop in the woods, but your bathroom doesn’t have to smell like you poop there either!
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#12 – Rose Geranium
The fragrances of roses and geraniums are some of the most sought after in the perfume industry. They are beautiful flowers; found in gardens all over the world. Just like the flowers in grandma’s garden, this spray is a delicious blend of blossoms. The only difference is that your grandma dried the petals and made potpourri out of them. You know, the stuff that she put in a shell on the back on the toilet? Poo Pourri has mixed quality essential oils for you to spray in your bowl before you drop trou. Technology is wonderful, and modern essential oils are a marvel of great technology. Grandma doesn’t like modern technology. Too bad for her. Because, while grandma is still smelling grandpa’s nasty nuggets, you can be enjoying the fresh smell of Roses and Geraniums. And when grandma comes over to visit, you can tell her your secret. Maybe have pity on the old bitty and pass her the bottle, huh? After all, you know how notorious grandpa’s loads are. Don’t take it out on grandma.
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#13 – Royal Flush
Do the dirty in style, even if it’s in a truckstop bathroom. That’s right, when you’ve got to drop a load on the go, just bring your Royal Flush poop spray and cover the acrid smell of urine and industrial strength disinfectant. As soon and you spray the bowl – and the air around it – your nostrils will be filled with the scent of Eucalyptus and Spearmint. This scent is strong enough to transport you to happier place, but you might have to close your eyes to cancel out the crude sharpie drawings in the stall door. Use your poo time to meditate on the finer things in life, like the fact that you will reach your destination soon. Keep up the good fight against disgusting bathroom smells everywhere. And while you’re at it, spray a little extra in the toilets on your way out. Your good deed done, grab yourself a cappuccino and hit the road. You’re like a travelling bathroom saint, doing good poo deeds wherever you roam.
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#14 – Vanilla Mint
This toilet spray smells surprisingly good. The vanilla essential oils mix well with the mint essential oils. The mint doesn’t overpower the vanilla like you think it would. In fact, the two flavors mix in a most pleasant way. So when you are battling turdzilla in the deep dark jungle or backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage, you can enjoy the aroma of vanilla mint poop spray. All you need to do is spray the water in the bowl before you go. So, don’t wait until the gopher is poking his head out. Go before it is an emergency so that you can spray some toilet spray first.
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#15 – Shoe-Pourri Deodorizing Spray
Shoes smell like feet. And the smell of foot fungus is about as appetizing as taking a dip in a sewer. Unfortunately, it is also almost impossible to get rid of. If you take off your shoes and the stench of something rotten immediately fills the room, you have to do something about it. It is your duty to society. That is where Shoe-Pourri Deodorizing spray comes in. A few squirts and the smell of your sweaty feet will be blasted away by the aromas of Cedarwood, Eucalyptus, and Grapefruit. With Shoe-Pourri, or a DIY alternative, you can slip out of your shoes without worrying about the bad impression you might make on others. So go ahead, slip them off. If you do decide to DIY a batch of foot spray, try to use tea tree oil or eucalyptus. They are proven to be antifungal and if used every day will help fight athlete’s foot and other common foot maladies. Tea Tree oil is also shown to be effective on plantar’s worts.
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