DIY Poo Pourri “Nature Lovers” – Featuring Citrus, Trees and Flowers
Imagine: you are out at a fancy restaurant with some people you really want to impress. You finish up your delicious, rich dinner and think about how it’s probably going to make you gain five pounds overnight. And then, you feel it. The low rumbling in your stomach that says your body is about to need to release some pressure. You glance around and realize to your horror that the bathroom door is mere feet away from your table. If you go in there and offload what you’re carrying, the whole table will smell it. Any respect they had for you will turn to scorn, and you will leave the restaurant in abject humiliation.
However, being a wise and clever person, you have brought a secret weapon. You excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, and take out your magical amulet, which is actually just a small and unobtrusive spray bottle. You spritz it four times into the toilet, and the fresh smell of island breezes fills the bathroom. You do your business and walk out with your head held high, because for all your comrades know, you were just in there to make sure none of the creamy lobster sauce you had just eaten had accidentally migrated to your face.
This homemade DIY poo-pourri recipe; Nature Lovers DIY Poo Pourri, Citrus, Trees and Flowers smells like a vacation in a wild Yosemite vacation. The fresh scent of citrus blends with the sweet smell of outdoors and roses, so when you do your business the bathroom smells like everyone’s dream vacation instead of their worst nightmare.
The Recipe Nature Lovers DIY Poo Pourri
You will need:
- 10 drops Cajeput essential oil
- 10 drops Geranium essential oil
- 10 drops Lemon essential oil
- 10 drops Lemongrass essential oil
- 2 teaspoons rubbing alcohol
- 2 teaspoons vegetable glycerin
- A small, 4 ounce spray bottle
Distilled water to fill the bottle
- Mix all ingredients except water in the bottle.
- Carefully fill up the bottle with water. You will notice that the oils float to the top.
- Shake and spray!
Step by Step instructions to making Nature Lovers DIY Poo Pourri
Step 1 – Add 2 Teaspoons of Vegetable Glycerin
Step 2- Add 2 Teaspoons of Rubbing Alcohol
Step 3 – Slowly add essential oils for this Nature Lovers DIY Poo Pourri
- 10 drops Cajeput essential oil
- 10 drops Geranium essential oil
- 10 drops Lemon essential oil
- 10 drops Lemongrass essential oil
Step 4 – Slowly add 4-5 tbsp of Polysorbate 20
Step 5 – Fill the remainder of spray bottle with distilled water
How To Use It
Before you “go,” spray four or five pumps in the toilet bowl, shaking the bottle well before you spray. There will be an oily film on the water. The yummy smelling essential oils are now ready to save your butt (literally) from shame and humiliation by trapping all the stinky smells under the water, where they belong. Do your business, flush, and go on with your life with your head held high.
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