Lavender, Sage, Rose Garden, Lemongrass & Herbs Poo Pourri Recipe
Similar to the Sweet Roses recipe, the Lavender, Sage, Rose Garden & Lemongrass DIY Poo Pourri Recipe has everything you need to drop a sweet deuce in comfort. Let’s be honest: no matter how much air freshener you spray, no one is ever going to mistake your bathroom for a rose garden. But with Rose Garden & Herbs DIY Poo Pourri Recipe, at least it will smell like roses instead of poop next time you take a crap. There is a wide variety of Poo Spray ingredients to use and you don’t need to follow this recipe exactly, it is more a guide to give you an idea on how poo pourri is made.
If you like this recipe, check out some similar DIY Poo Spray Recipes:
- Sweet Roses Recipe
- Summertime Bliss Recipe
- White Trees and Citrus
- Sweet Lavender Heaven
- Citrus, Trees and Flowers
There is one fact that is un-debatable in the world, and that is that everyone would really like to pretend they don’t poop. It’s fine to know in theory that everyone poops, but we want to hide it away from the world. We don’t want people to know that we are actually, at the present moment, pooping. Especially if we’re in public and someone else is about to walk right into the bathroom after us.
With this delicate and elegant toilet fragrance spray, you can keep the general public from having any clue what you are doing in the bathroom. When someone walks into the bathroom after you, they’ll smell the floral scent of Lavender, Sage, Rose Garden, Lemongrass & Herbs assume you were putting on perfume. You could wear it as perfume, too, if you didn’t mind knowing that you smelled like your (exquisitely deliciously scented) toilet.
The Rose Garden & Herbs DIY Poo Pourri Recipe
Here’s what you’ll need:
- 20 drops Rose Geranium essential oil
- 15 drops Lavender essential oil
- 10 drops Sage essential oil
- 10 drops Lemongrass essential oil
- 2 teaspoons rubbing alcohol
- 2 teaspoons vegetable glycerin
- 1 small 4 ounce spray bottle
Base Mixture for DIY Poo Spray Recipe
- Vegetable Glycerin: Thickening Agent for the Essential Oils
- Essential Oils: Pour the essential oils into the bottom of the spray bottle.
- Rubbing Alcohol/ Polysorbate 20: Carefully add the rubbing alcohol and vegetable glycerin, swirling to mix.
- Distilled Water: Fill the bottle the rest of the way up with distilled water. Some people use tap water instead, but your results may vary depending on how good your local water supply is.
Shake Well Before Each Use!
Step By Step Directions for Rose Garden & Herbs DIY Poo Pourri Recipe
Step 1 – Measure 2 Teaspoons of Vegetable Glycerin
Step 2- Measure 2 Teaspoons of Rubbing Alcohol
Step 3 – Slowly add 20-30 Drops of Your Rose Garden Mixture
Feel free to get creative. There is no right or wrong way to mix a poo spray recipe. Any mixture of essential oils will give you an amazing oucome.
- 20 drops Rose Geranium essential oil
- 15 drops Lavender essential oil
- 10 drops Sage essential oil
- 10 drops Lemongrass essential oil
Step 4 – Slowly add 4-5 tbsp of Polysorbate 20
Step 5 – Fill the remainder of spray bottle with distilled water
How To Use It
Using your homemade Rose Garden & Herbs DIY Poo Pourri spray couldn’t be easier. Just shake the bottle and spray it four or five times in the toilet bowl before you go. The oils in the poo spray will create a delicious smelling, protective coating on the surface of the water. Then, when you poop, this oily surface will trap all the nasty smells underneath while you enjoy the pure, unadulterated fragrance of flowers.