DIY Poo Pourri - Fresh Trees and Lemon

Lemon, Bergamot and Lemongrass Poo Pourri Recipe

Do you panic when you’re hanging out with friends and you get the urge to poo? If you’re like most people, you do. You’re chilling out and having fun. Everyone is laughing. Maybe you’re the life of the party. And then you feel that familiar rumble in your lower intestine that tells you that last night’s chicken tikka masala is about to come back from the grave to haunt you. The bathroom is just down the hall from where everyone is gathered, and you still remember Steve going to the bathroom an hour ago, and how an unholy silence descended on the room when the stench started wafting through. The last thing you want is to be like Steve.

With White Trees and Citrus DIY Poo-Pourri Recipe, you don’t have to be like Steve. Just a few spritzes of white flower citrus spray in the toilet, and nobody will know you’re doing anything more raunchy than washing your hands. You can keep your dignity intact with the full confidence that you will not be replacing Steve as the resident bathroom stinker. When it comes to the exact ingredients in Poo-Pourri, no one will even know but it is likely t he ingredients we list throughout the website. Follow along and if you are looking to make some in-home DIY Poo-Pourri, you are sure to find something that works for you on

The Lemon, Bergamot and Lemongrass Recipe

 Lemon, Bergamot and Lemongrass

Here’s what you will need:

  • 1 small 4 ounce spray bottle
  • 20 drops Bergamot essential oil
  • 10 drops lemon essential oil
  • 10 drops lemongrass essential oil
  • 2 teaspoons rubbing alcohol
  • 2 teaspoons vegetable glycerin

Exact Directions for White Trees and Citrus DIY Poo Pourri Recipe

Base Mixture for Poop Spray

  1. Vegetable Glycerin: Thickening Agent/ Blending Agent for Essential Oils
  2. Essential Oils: Pour essential oils into the bottom of the spray bottle
  3. Rubbing Alcohol/ Polysorbate 20: Add rubbing alcohol and vegetable glycerin. Swirl gently to mix.
  4. Distilled Water: Fill up the bottle the rest of the way with distilled water. Tap water can also be used, if you do not have distilled water on hand.

Replace the lid, shake, and spray!

White Trees and Citrus DIY Poo Pourri Recipe

Step 1 – Measure 2 Teaspoons of Vegetable Glycerin

2 Teaspoons of Vegetable Glycerin

Step 2- Measure 2 Teaspoons of Rubbing Alcohol

2 Teaspoons of Rubbing Alcohol

Step 3 – Slowly add White Trees and Citrus Essential Oils

  • 20 drops Bergamot essential oil
  • 10 drops lemon essential oil
  • 10 drops lemongrass essential oil

20-30 Drops of Lemongrass Essential Oil

Step 4 – Slowly add 4-5 tbsp of Polysorbate 20

4-5 tbsp of Polysorbate 20

Step 5 – Fill the remainder of spray bottle with distilled water

distilled water

How It Works

To use your new DIY poo spray, all you have to do is squirt about four or five sprays of it into the toilet bowl before you go. The oils will float on the water and create a protective barrier. Your stinky business stays in the water, below the oils, and the oils prevent any odors from coming out. The only thing you smell is flowers and citrus, and your friends might even think you cleaned the bathroom!